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Nike's on my feet, keep the sci-fi complete. No no no Nike's on my feet, keep the scipha complete. Little Mac Miller? What do you wear for fashion when it comes to sport clothing? Are you a Nike, diehard, just do it person? Are you an Adidas person? Are you a Vory person? Are you a fucking Puma person? Are you a fucking old school Converse Weapons person? Are you a pony bitch? Pony boy. Say Golden person. Are you a sockany person? What's your fucking sport brand? And I'm not talking about just girls. I get it. Fucking Lululemon and fucking Vory and Olo. Or Allo, sorry. Alo not Vera. Oh boy! Fucking Yoga Pant World. The inventor of yoga pants, by the way, is gotta be sitting on a fucking yacht. Just fucking laying out naked drinking fucking martinis. Just fucking multi-fucking billionaire. Stretch pants for fucking all women. That's all they fucking wear, man. Work out fucking daily work. Fucking mall visits. Fucking dancing. Fucking stripping. No! That's kidding. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe they wear that and fucking slip and slide cat! It's a fucking yoga world! Come out with a little fucking old man. It's like that's wiser than everybody and understands the force. Like in fucking Empire and Jedi in the Star Wars trilogy. Call them yoga. You will wear these tight pants and you will feel more sexy, doesn't? Mm-hmm. Oh, it isn't Yoda, kid. It's fucking yoga. Oh go blue. Michigan sticker on the car in front of me. Go blue. Some guy next to me has his fucking doors off on his jeep. I hope you don't fall out. Hope you don't fall out and smash your fucking head on the fucking blacktop. There's fucking dogs in the back seat without a seatbelt on. Like, come on, dude. Both fucking sets of doors are pulled off. It's gonna rain. I mean the forecast is gonna rain. Like, come on, man. Fucking. How can you be that dumb? You know what I mean? Oh, duckbelt platypus cat! Duckbilled platypus cat! Yeah, so what kind of fashion person are you? Do you like fucking Nike? The swoosh! It's a tiny little fucking particle of fucking air that's outlined in fucking white. Of course the Nike logo can be all colors, but we we associate it with the classic fucking white, don't we? Yeah, you're not gonna go, no. We associate it with the classic fucking white. I guess you're not gonna go, brother. Alright. We associate it with the classic fucking hideous brother. And this guy like speeds up on me because I pulled out in front of him. Smash into me, brother. That's gonna be worth it. Just smash into the back of the Jeep because that's gonna get you any more respect than you don't already have. I'm telling ya, if I had reverse fucking rockets, I'd press the button in this car to fire them back at this fucking bullshit dodge charger fucking creeping up on me, man. This guy's got fucking blinker fucking itis. So Nike, it's been around a long time. I saw that movie how Nike blew up because of fucking Jordan MJ. 23 and fucking bulls red. Ha ho! Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee. Jordan putting fucking Nike like on blast, right? He made fucking Nike what it is today. What are you wearing though? You wearing fucking Adidas fucking stripes, kid, a full track suit. Oh, there it is. A little breakfast burp. You got the hat on tilted and you fucking run DMC and T2 Roll Co Ratu Roll Co Rata Taton Ka. It's tricky. I like Adidas. I like the fucking Adidas fucking track pants. I don't like the fucking Adidas shoes. I know they're classic. People love the three stripes. I don't love those sneakers or shoes. I uh I don't love them. I really don't. I don't that that that logo doesn't do it for me. I don't think their t-shirts are comfortable. How about you and Eekshow Land? Eekshow.show, info at eekshow.show. Ruby, we've been running around about 40 plus days now as a podcast. We've had several episodes, several bonus episodes. Hopefully you're enjoying them. This motherfucker's still trailing me, still on my ass. I wish I had some sort of fucking fire or fucking chemical acid. I could blow up my exhaust right onto his hood. Just watch it fucking melt. Have a good ride with no hood! Fucking dodge charge your fucking bitch! Fuck out of my way, bitch! And I mean behind me! There's always someone behind you, man. Said it every time. Nike, fucking just do it. I mean I get the logo, right? How about fucking you better fucking do it? Be a little bit more fucking, you know, maybe parents come up with a you know, you wear Nike like you better fucking do this, you fucking lazy bitch. Fucking just do it. You better fucking do it. I want a shirt with a logo and a fucking mean mugging face with evil eyes that says you better fucking do it. Call it fucking knives. Fucking add a K and fucking drop the K in the fucking end of the word and put a V in there. Knives! You better fucking do it! Knives! Just have a fucking knife with a fucking exhaust coming out of it. Fucking chemical fucking smoke. I wish I could blow on this fucking dodge chart. You motherfuckers still telling me, aren't you? I'm staring right at him in the rear view. Ho ho! Staring right at him in the fucking rear view, bitch! You're just giving him the evil eye, fucking lightning fucking beams coming out of my eyes. Give me to God, don't fucking see you. I'm staring at you in the fucking rear view. Fucking Tupac. Kaput. Fucking backwards. What about all the other brands, the newer ones? You you you listen to or listen. Do you fucking uh oh do you listen to the Eek Show, bitch? How about Vori? Lululemon, I get it. Like Lululemon has some guys' clothes, but it's it's predominantly for women, I I assume. I've been in there a few times to get gift cards, definitely not to shop for myself. Although they have some stuff in there that is pretty cool for guys, honestly. Vori's a great store, man. Very, very excellent t-shirts, most comfortable. Ha ha ha! He gave me a look back! Fucking charger, bitch! I hope you get run off the road! I'm kidding. No, no, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding about that one. Hope he gets uh hope he doesn't get hurt, but I hope his car gets wrecked. Fucking sports fashion. Do you wear headbands, wristbands, fucking knee socks, ankle fucking supporters? I gotta wear the knee sock on my left knee. It's an old one. Things gonna fucking break at some point. Just fucking snap right off like a fucking Lego. Lego my fucking knee, yo! Fucking broco! Fucking Lego sad. There's a guy fucking walking down the road with a walker right now. Oh, he looks like he's got a fucking mask on and a tank top. He's got a fucking red and black fucking walker with a fucking white tank top, wife beater on, and a fucking mask for fucking COVID. Walking down the road! He's not even on the sidewalk! Fuck off the road, you old bat! Sure, he's not fucking wearing Nike. He fucking wearing fucking shit fucking I don't know, what's a shit fucking sports brand that nobody wears anymore? Fucking No Fear. What was that? What was that shit fucking brand that came out for a while? No fear. Or is that just so fucking like a Under Armour fucking logo? Under Armour! We didn't we didn't talk about that! Under Armour? Uh I got some Under Armour stuff. I do like the logo. The reverse U is made into an X. I like that. I like that a lot. But I don't love their shit. I don't love their golf shirts. They don't fit comfortably. I like their fucking sort of like scuba hooded sweatshirts. Oh, scuba! So you can fucking jump in the water with the thing on and fucking find some fish. Under Armour's been around a while. I remember someone toting that stock. That never fucking went anywhere, huh? Thanks for the tip, fucking moron, huh? Now you're out of a fucking home and a fucking marriage. Nice job committing all your fucking money to Under Armour. You're fucking Under Armour, fucking under a bolt, fucking drowning and fucking dead, you fucking dumb bitch. Socney? You know a little fucking like it's like a piece of fucking tape with three holes in it. I don't love that logo, man. It's pretty fucking stupid if you ask me. They gotta come up with some sort of new fucking sports shit. Tellin you, man. Knives. You have a fucking knife with a chemical exhaust. Like the logo is a fucking knife with exhaust. You know? You better fucking do it. That's the slogan. And tell you, parents give that, and you're like, you better fucking do it. It's not like you know, they always say because you want to, not because you have to. Because you want to. You're gonna fucking do it. Not even because you have to or you want to, you better fucking do this, or you're out of the fucking house. You're out of my fucking life if you don't do this. Like, you make the fucking team, or you're out of the family. You score a goal, or you're out of the fucking family! You better fucking do it! Knives! That's the fucking sports clothing I'm gonna start wearing. People are like, yo man, what's the what's that new what's that new logo you're in, man? Knives? I haven't haven't heard of that, you know? It's a new one. Yeah, there's a new one. It is a new one. It's fucking my brand! Eekshow is fucking sponsoring it. Oh shit! The fucking Eek Show is sponsoring it, man! I mean, that's fucking all world! How'd the Eekshow get on that? Cause I'm the fucking owner, you bitch! The fuck out of my face! I'll fucking pull the knife off this fucking shirt. Fucking stab you with it. Oh, too far! Back, I pull it back. Can't pull a logo off a shirt, kid. Eekshow with it, fucking magic. Guy's like, holy shit, man. I just met the fucking owner of the eek show! He's coming out with a new sports fucking clothing set. It's like a fucking, it's called knives! You better fucking do it! People are fucking like screaming in the alright. Oh god, even at the Eek Show! They're screaming like it's fucking Michael Jackson's walking down the fucking middle of the road. Moonwalking. The fucking moonwalk just finds its way to the Eek Show, man. It's a consistent fucking dumb joke. I agree it's not that funny, but fucking you see the moonwalk, you fucking stop and watch, kid. Pop, block, and drop, cuh. Riding in a Lex with a mug. I'm riding in a Jeep with a fucking Yeti. Oh! It's fucking South Shore fucking gangster slang, bitch! Do you wear sports clothes? Do you wear you live in fucking those fucking exercise pants now? Do you live in fucking shorts? One of my buddies like wears shorts? He's like if it's above 40, he wears shorts. I mean that's it. He's pretty much fucking wearing shorts his whole entire life. You know, as long as he doesn't live in New England, as fucking freezing as a bitch here in the winter. Forecast today is gray! Heyday, fucking gray! Oh shit, god. The Y is packed like a goddamn large fucking tin dish of sardines. And I'm gonna fucking slice right down the middle of them. Dude, this place is a fucking zoo right now. Oh, I got a fucking spot right up back. It's a goddamn fucking zoo, god. But like and glim! Somebody stop me! Smoking! Oh, what a fucking parking job. Someone should video this one. No! I just did it! Fucking you better fucking do it! Knives! What's the one thing? What's the one thing that's fucking affecting everybody post fucking holidays, summer holidays, as we head towards Labor Day? What is the one thing? The one thing is we need fucking USA to step up against fucking Bel Gem. Not fucking Jem! That little fucking rainbow fucking s you know cartoon at fucking, I'm sure all you guys watched out there. Jem. Was it Jem? Jem! There's some little shit tune that goes with it too, but I remember the rainbow part of it. USA Cad Belgium fucking ball again. Oh, ballow gun. He's back. Somehow we got his red card fucking suspended. So he can play. Fucking another foul. I don't know what happens. Score first in this game, man. United States of America and do something they've never done in World Cup history, and that's advanced to the quarterfinals. I'll tell you, man, I'm rooting for the U.S. Obviously, you know, most of the people that would listen to this are rooting for the U.S. If you're out of the country, I fucking love it. I respect it. Oh, there's a nice fucking bird dump right on the right side of my windshield. That might be good luck. Okay? Some birds fucking shitty ass just spit up on my windshield, and that may be the magic fucking sauce that the United States needs to beat Belgium tonight. 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific, and fucking 2 in the morning on the fucking European overseas coast. If you're any of these countries that have been playing like Norway and England, Mexico, fucking that 17-year-old man was awesome, pretty cool. Morocco, Argentina, fucking Portugal. Listen, all of you have shown some fucking just amazing fucking fire, man. You've made the United States proud to be part of your type of celebration. Euphoric fucking commitment to your pastime passion, what is sports. We are also passionate, but some of these matches have, I mean, gotta be honest, they've dwarfed how we collaboratively, collectively feel about sports at one time. Maybe it's because it's so spread out, like the World Cup. Imagine if we only had a Super Bowl every four years, right? How would we be as fucking a country cheering for our favorite teams? If we only had a s one Super Bowl, you know, and it wasn't just one game, but a breakdown of playoff games. Every four years, I would I would imagine we'd be pretty pent up too. But I love I listen, I love being part of the United States. I'm a proud American, but I am very fond and interested and sort of jovial based on collaborative fucking nations, countries, and and their cultures, and how you can meet people from different places that have different cuisines, different personalities, different languages, and they're just as fucking awesome. I mean, it's just incredible, just alone what Scotland did being here in fucking the greater northeast, Boston, Massachusetts, down to Foxboro. Unbelievable, man. I hope you guys out there in Eekshowland have been taking in this entire thing. Eek Show is uh on site, not far from the uh the games at Gillette, but I'm certainly gonna be tuning in tonight. Fucking Okay, USA! Fucking ha ha. That was from fucking Bloodsport Frank Dukes. Have a good one, Eekshow!