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EEKshow - Episode 18: Honey Nut EEKskins (& a Jingle to kick it off)
Cereal is a food for the Gods, although so many of the greatest ones are not at all good for us as humans. Sugar Bowls, topped with Sugary Milk (and the fattier the better in my opinion). A bowl of cereal with milk is literally one of the easiest, tastiest, any time, and fulfilling meals (where you also usually will have trouble eating just one bowl... well, those who are not health nuts anyway). There are also a ton of great healthier cereals that are still good for you, but just SO MANY MORE bad ones. Sugar, with Sugary Candy pieces or marshmallows mixed in, with the the Sugary Coated - Sugar Flakes (sitting in Milk, that has Sugar, which then also retains all the Sugar you may not have already ingested while you eat because it's seeping into the liquid itself, which you then drink from the bowl like a Mongol). Sometimes the Prize inside the BOX is even another Sugary treat. I remember being young and wanting to get a box of Cocoa Rice Krispies just to be able to get the Sugar Daddy Caramel Lollipop that was inside at the bottom. Of course this was after I mastered the Maze for Snap, Crackle, & Pop to find their way out of the Kitchen to the land of Candy (in one try mind you) EEKshow style.
There are so many cereals, so many competitors these days, with several types all falling under major marketing brands as well... EEKshow may even have a new cereal on the way, something truly unique, crunchy, non perishable, and a entirely self produced core ingredient... "They're Not GREATTTT!!!"
Have fun, another EEKshow Podcast is about to lift you into another world, that's just as real as the one you're in now, but with a little more laughter...
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It's all right, cause I'm saved by the It's Alright, cause I'm saved by the Eek Show. Honey Nut Cherry Eek Shows. Who the fuck doesn't like cereal? A delicious crunchy bowl of fucking sweetened corn or fucking wheat flakes covered in fucking vitamin D red top milk. The kind of milk that fucking slows your heart and fucking quenches your bowels. Fucking youkshow, man. You eat a fucking milkshake? I'm eating a fucking bowl of cereal with the fucking milk that you make milkshakes with! The fucking red cat vitamin D! Fucking vitamin 10! Hey, you got a fucking vitamin D deficiency, Ekshaw! Why do you think I'm drinking the fucking whole milk? The red cat! I might fucking grow fat and turn into a giant fucking whale, but I don't have enough vitamin D! Fucking cereal! Sweet and fucking crunchy bits and flakes and marshmallows and fucking candy. It's just a bowl of fucking candy and sugar! Sign me up and you pour milk on it, which has got fucking sugar in it. It's fucking sweet on sweet! That's neat! Bowl of cereal for dessert, fucking cocoa crisps, cocoa puffs, cocoa crispies, fucking Cocoa Crisp, the fucking former Cleveland Indian and fucking Red Sox player. Guy can fly around the bases, hit for the cycle, hit fucking inside the park home runs. Traffic, fucking church traffic, lots of fucking dilly dongs. Up speedwalking bitch! Cheery eekshows! Gotta come up with a cereal man. Some sort of fucking dead skin from my feet flakes and just have it fucking coated in fucking honey not fucking sugar. Yo man! You tried those fucking eekshow honey not cheerio foot flakes yet! It's eekshow's dead skin covered in fucking some honey fucking candy varnish. So crunchy in the fucking red top vitamin D milk. Shit's delicious. I eat a fucking bowl every night before I go to bed. Ekshow's got a fucking dead skin cereal on it from his feet? Sounds fucking unbelievable, man. I gotta try that. Do they sell it in a box like in the stores? Uh-uh. You gotta go online. You gotta fucking get chosen to be able to buy it. It's a thousand dollars a box. It's fucking actual skin from his feet. Dead skin from his fucking feet? Yeah, they call it fucking honey nut eek skins. Gotta try that shit, man. Fucking dive vitamin D milk. Do you like the fucking sugary cereals? Fucking lucky chavs if you're from Boston. Yeah, you got your fucking lucky chavs. Cookie crisp? Coco cookie crisp? Coco fucking. I hit the cycle, cookie crisp. Here comes a quick fucking duck. You guys have been here before. Dump. Tell me that's fucking nuts speed. I might take down my own record. I just flicked that trash. It was like a full fucking one and a half flip. It's like the the bag is a fucking diver. Landed in the fucking bin, no splash. The guy who runs the place is his old fucking bat. Hey man. The heck of a fucking one and a half bag flip. Well done. He held up a fucking nine and a half. Fucking flicked it up with one hand. Just pure eekshow style. I mean, people are starting to catch on to the eekshow fucking bag flip. Oh man, you gotta love this shit. Do you like cereal? Do you wanna eat cereal at night, in the day, in the morning? Do you like fucking Wheaties? Grape nuts? It's like crushed up fucking stone. Do you like fucking stones in a bowl with vitamin D milk? I'll tell you what, I'll fucking eat them. I'll crunch right through them and break all my teeth. Why the fuck not? Here we go again, man. Fucking breaking another record. Fucking the cardboard drop. Talking fucking lickety split. Lickety split fucking eek skins. Honey nut eek skins. I had a bowl of honey nut ek skins this morning. I fucking gagged a few times getting it down. It's it's old fucking foot skin. I try to fucking, you know, the the the beta product before I was able to fucking actually like, you know, legalize being able to fucking coat my own dead feet foot skin in fucking honey nut sauce. Uh-oh, that's all three shops. You hear the echo? That's me yelling into the fucking bin. That's me yelling into my own fucking trash bin. Creating a fucking echo of plastic and fucking rot. You got all that fucking old school bottle goo and fucking dishwashing detergent that sets in the bottom of the fucking recycle bin fucking bucket you use. Should probably turn that into a fucking cereal varnish. What's your favorite cereal? Lucky chabs? Fucking frosted flakes? You get baked and eat frosted flakes, god. Shit's fucking sweet. It stays crunchy because of that fucking unnatural fucking sugary varnish on the outside. And it turns your milk into a fucking sweet milk. I'll tell you what, sweet milk is very different than sweet breads. Sweetbreads are fucking brains. It's the little fucking connection on the back of a cow's spine. The top of his fucking spine into the brain where fucking the brain functions. There's these little tiny fucking two like pillowy cotton balls, and they're called fucking sweetbreads. And it's just fucking cowbrain. One of my buddies and his wife are at some dinner down in Foxwoods. Or over in Foxwoods. I don't know what the fuck it is. I'm not Magellan! I don't fucking travel the world on a goddamn fucking gondola boat. He's like, yo, we should get fucking sweetbreads, man. I wanna try that shit. I wanna try it. And like it says it's fucking brains, man. And it's not even just brain. It's like spinal cord into the fucking brain. So it's part of the brain. It's just double death. It's double death. I remember trying a bite of that and wanted to fucking heave all over the fucking table. Craft steak. If you don't want to try fucking sweetbreads, not sweet milk from the fucking frosted flakes, go to fucking craft steak and fucking throw up all over your fucking date. No! How come you didn't have a second date with your fucking bitch? She got fucking mad at me because uh I thought I was trying to be sophisticated. I got the sweetbreads and I fucking yakked all over her fucking dress. What color was her dress, man? It was fucking white. Did you see any fucking nipple through that? No! I'll pull that back. That's a little bit uh that's over the eek show line. Oh, eek show! Fucking eco! Eekfo show! Fucking honey not eek honey not eek skins! It'll be in a fucking box all over the world soon. Another fucking global business! Eek skins! Eek skins fucking potatoes and cheese on it, man! No! It's fucking cereal! Fucking honey nut varnish over his fucking dead foot flakes! Shit's got fucking heel skin! Big toe skin! Every 50th box he puts one of his fucking big toenails in there as a fucking surprise for the kids! I got the fucking eekshow big toenail! Just as a prize possession as a goddamn fucking silver dollar! Eekshow big toenail equals an 1842 fucking silver dollar! Pure fucking collectible! Put it in fucking glass, I'm saying it. Should'll be worth fucking eight times what it's worth now in a few years. Do you like fucking just crispics? Fucking O's? How about Eek O's? Eek Shows! Eek Show O's! O's? Those little fucking tiny little circular donuts with like this little crust-up crunchy crackle in the middle. Put those in fucking vitamin D milk. It's another fucking honey nut milkshake. With crunch, those things stay fucking crunchy, man. Talked about raisin brand, how soggy that gets. Fucking grape nuts, it's like fucking the old school Saturday Night Live quarry cereal. What do you like? What do you eat? You like fucking honey bunches of oats? Honey, bunches of boats! Fucking bunch of boats fucking riding into the fucking bay down in the habah? Yo you see all those fucking boats with the honey coming in from the haber? Honey, bunches of boats! You talking about fucking boats or cereal? Honey bunches of oats, almonds, fucking pecans, all different flavors. Oh, fucking squish skunk in the road! Roadkill! Fucking skunk o's! Come on with a fucking dead skunk cereal. Jesus. My dad will be the fucking and he'll be the bakery chef for that. I've been chopping up the fucking skunks to make the fucking skunk o's. Gotta get a box. Oh, it's fucking putrid, man! But that's not the smell that I smelled. No, Ekesholan! That's not the smell that I smelled. It was a hundred more times fucking raw. A hundred more times potent than that smell that I smell right now. I just got some of it on my tires because I couldn't get over in the other lane because I would've gotten an accident. Fucking smashed roadkill skunk. Just blasted all over one of the white fucking dashes in the middle of the road. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking keep driving out the fucking skunk.
SPEAKER_00The fucking shut up, buddy! Making my fucking cereal for the fucking new business, fucking skunkos.
SPEAKER_01Skunkos, man. You buy fucking skunkos? What do you like? Fruity pebbles? What the fuck do you like, huh? You like frosted mini wheats? Frosted mini wheat street! Mini Wheat Street is the king of the beat! I see him frosting those wheats from across the street. Uh-huh. Frosted mini wheats on the. Fucking buckwheat street, god. Fucking stupid. Is that what that is? Fucking cereals. Try to think of them on the spot. The hundreds of hundreds of cereals. Fucking the Oreo cereal, what's it called? Fucking Oreo cereal? One's got marshmallows, the other one's just these jet black, sugary coated fucking donuts, mini little donut fucking circular fucking like lifesaver-looking Oreos. And they're just fucking delicious. It's like you're eating uh Oreo cookies just crunched up with fucking milk. And again, you gotta go vitamin D. You gotta get that whipped creamy sensation of the D milk. I do like all milk. Some people are crazy about their milk. I could drink skill milk today. Tomorrow, fucking whole. Tomorrow afternoon, fucking one or two percent. I'd fucking drink buttermilk. One of my buddies loves buttermilk, man. To drink it, not to cook with it, not to make fried chicken, to drink the shit. I want fucking buttermilk and butterfingers in a bowl. Just crushed up butterfingers, and you pour buttermilk in and eat it like a fucking cereal. Yo, man, you're not doing so well in the two mile this week. I know that's your big race you're training for. Your time is going down, and I swear to god, every morning it looks like you're getting fatter, and you every mile, like every three-quarters of a mile, you're stopping to throw up. Yeah, man, I've been eating that new cereal fucking, you know, crispy butterfinger crunch with fucking buttermilk. So it's fucking butterfinger crunch with buttermilk in there, and I just it's not working. It's not a good breakfast. Yeah, no shit, man. What kind of milk do you drink? Fat-free, fucking double fat. Triple fat? You wear the fucking goose and you drink fucking triple fat milk. Come out with a fucking double red, just have it fucking be dark, like blood red cap. The red cap right now is like fire engine red, but make it a blood red cap, and it's just fucking double D. It's fucking you got any of that double D milk? It's a fucking blood red cap and wanna get some for my girlfriend, man. She's fucking she just got a new bra and it'll match. You drink the double D milk? No, but I'd fucking love to fucking nestle in the double D's, kid! It's too far again, isn't it? This is a fucking cereal show about fucking cereal. Do you like cereal? Do you eat cereal? Do you eat your fucking eggs in the morning? Do you eat fucking cereal? Bagels, toast, fucking energy bar, smoothie? There's my breakfast. I'm fucking putting it out there for everybody to have a bite. Free of charge, that's not even an upsell. Whole Foods isn't even selling that yet. What do you like? You like the fucking old school natural cornflakes? Fucking Wheaties? Classic fucking cheery hoes. Are you hanging out with cheery hoes, bitch? No, fucking, I'm having Cheerios. The cereal. Imagine fucking going to Vegas and fucking hanging out with some Cheery hoes, eating Cheerios? No, ho! Yo! I don't know what I'd like the best for a cereal. Cookie Chris, man? Those little fucking the burglar on the fucking box, he's like stealing all the fucking cookies because they're little fucking cereal bits and they got that. It's probably just like fermented fucking like sh you know, chocolate syrup sap, and it just hardens and they fucking probably drop it onto the fucking glistening fucking they put this like slick sugary style coating before it fucking hardens or it's dried. They sprinkle the little fucking hard sugary sap bits on it and you call it fucking cookie crisp. Do you like fucking tricks, kid? Do you like fucking super golden crisp? What do you like for a cereal? What am I forgetting? Product 19? Raisin nut brown. I mentioned that one. I fucking love that. Captain Crunch, kid? Captain Crunch for lunch? I want a bunch of Captain Crunch for lunch to crunch. I want a bunch of Captain Crunch at lunch before I punch this motherfucking bitch! Captain Crunch leaves a fucking, it cuts the top of the roof of your mouth and leaves this fucking like awful sugary slime on the roof. It reminds me of my trailer roof, you know, just all fucked up and it has this fucking awful dirty slime on it. Imagine growing up below the roof of your mouth after you ate Cap and Crunch cereal. That's where I grew up. That's the type of fucking roof I looked up at. It's fucking crazy. There was so many fucking stains from like different holes in the roof, or where, you know, you you go to the Y now, it's old. Probably a lot of Y's are old. They're not brand new, and you know, it's a lot of upkeep. It's a lot of money and a lot of upkeep. Although there's fucking gazillion people going every day. Get the fuck out of my way, bitch! My spot every day, so there's always problems. There's leaks in the gym, man. That's what I'm getting to. There was leaks in our trailer. We had bowls and fucking buckets throughout the winter when the snow would melt. I think there was one time my whole life we actually got up on the roof and shoveled snow off. And I remember that morning because I was up there shoveling snow off the mini fucking trailer, new room roof, and I had just had a fucking bowl of fucking crunch berries. So it's Captain Crunch that gives you that fucking slime on the top of your roof of your mouth and cuts it up. But you also get the the victory, sort of the three-point celebration shot of those little gorgeous crunch berry balls. Now, some people will wait till the end and eat them all together. They actually came out with a cereal that was all crunch berries, the whole box. You turn your fucking milk like purple and green, whatever fucking purple and green make, maybe gray, dark gray sugar milk. Start serving fucking dark gray sugar milk at fucking bars. People get fucked up with dark gray sugar milk and fucking a splash of fucking rumplements. Yo, give me the dark gray rumplement shot, man. You got any of that fucking crunch berry cereal so you can make a batch? I was up there shoveling that snow off the roof so it wouldn't fucking leak through the bathroom. You take a shit and get a shower at the same time. Given it's fucking, you know, uncleanly fucking acid rain falling through the top of your roof, which has never been cleaned onto your fucking head, but hey. You don't have to worry about using too much water. Yeah. It's free, you know what I mean? Fucking leaking through the roof. Yo, man, you smell like fucking shit and acid rain and a fucking shitty old fucking like molded roof. What the hell you been doing? Yeah, I took one of those fucking on the shitter showers in my trailer this morning. After I ate some fucking crunch berries. You wanna try some of my fucking dirty gray milk fucking rumplements shop? Keep you drinking in the fucking school, man. What other cereals are out there that you like? Fuck. The fucking Reese's peanut butter puffs. I heard the fucking Kelsey brothers love those, man. They started fucking getting on the boxes. Okay, Kelsey's you know, you have you got football, you're gazillionaires. We don't need you to fucking infiltrated the world of fucking cereal. That's sacred. Stay the fuck out of there. Maybe if you got on the Wheaties box, I mean fucking I give you know Kelsey or fucking Mahomes. Mahomie, Mahomie don't play that. Could have got, you know, fine. Them being on the boxes, they won three Super Bowls. Okay. Fair. You're on a fucking box of a shit cereal that nobody wants to eat. Tastes like fucking rat dung. Nobody wants fucking Wheaties. So sure, put those fuckers on that box. Any of the athletes that have been on the boxes. I have the fucking David Ortiz when he's fucking hitting the walk-off home run against the Yankees in one of those first two victories where they're came back from three games down. So that one's a fucking legendary box. I have the fucking Gronk Flake cereal in my fucking basement and the fucking, you know, the sports den, if you will. The man cave of fucking gloriousness. I have a box of the Michigan Wolverines Championship. Not the most recent one, the one back in '97. When fucking Woodson was on the team and they beat Washington State in the Rose Bowl to win the title. Because that was before they had the playoffs. You just go undefeated and get to the top bowl. And either the the Rolls or Fiesta or Orange Bowl or the top bowls were the two best teams that were undefeated would be in that. I like that, man. I do. I don't dislike the playoffs, but the playoffs so far, the extended playoffs for fucking college football, I just don't think they've worked out. I don't, my opinion. Do you have cereals that I I can't think of because I, again, I do this shit on the spot from the fucking dome? What are this kind of cereals can you think of? Just think of that aisle. Pops? I gotta have my pops! I gotta have my eekshow.show. Go to eekshow.show, figure out what the fucking show's gonna be about, and then have a fucking bowl of fucking eekskins. Honey, not eekskins. Shit's fucking I'm struggling to swallow it. I'm fucking struggling to swallow it, man. I'm struggling to fucking swallow it. That's eek show's fucking foot skin, man. From his heel, his big toe. And remember, you can get the fucking every 50th box has one of his fucking big, unclean, dirty toenails in it. It's like a free surprise. Fucking Eekshow fucking relic. I wonder how well the fucking honey nut eek skins would sell for a fucking stereo. You think I could sell two boxes of it? I think I could sell two boxes. I'd buy one and get one person I know to buy a box. Authentically homemade in my fucking, we'll just say in my bathroom. It's fucking awful, isn't it? It's fucking dead awful. Probably not even funny, but you know what? Fuck it. Cereal is a funny thing, man. People love it. You know, Seinfeld had that big cereal thing where he always had cereal boxes on his shelf, and they were always in the episodes or he always referenced to it. People were eating cereal, he ate cereal, he loved cereal. He had all kinds of little stories within the story. I like that. Guy behind the guy, right? I didn't even want to fucking what do you you you can't leave this town without getting something for free. I didn't even want, I didn't even want to, I just wanted to order it. Any Glen, any Glen. Well, yeah, I'm gonna be timing you. One, two, four. Swingers, man. Fucking great, great movie. The beautiful babies uh don't work the fucking 4 a.m., 2 a.m. 3 a.m. shift on a Tuesday. This is the Skank Shift. I'll tell you what, the Skank Shift probably eats fucking cereal. You know? Ho's gotta eat two, kid. Fucking old school. What the fuck cereal do you eat, man? Do you eat any of the non-sweet ones? Nabisco shredded wheat? It's got not like nothing on it. They still gotta hold those fucking wheat strands together, man. At least the fucking frosted mini wheat. You know, fucking frosted mini wheat beat street. Wheat street is the king of the beat! I kinda like that. I go back to it. Can you hear that fucking wheat street from across the street? Uh-huh. A wheat street is a cereal tube because you can't let the fucking heavy D red cap blood cap beat you. Double D fucking milk. I'm gonna get that fucking released into the fucking stores. Watch people start fucking drinking it right as they fucking shop. Just fucking choke it on the fucking malt. So fucking thick. It's so thick you need a fucking like cheesecloth to fucking drain the fat out of it. This is fucking stuck stupid. Uh I love when people eat cereal out of a bigger bowl too. Like they use like a fucking, you know, a cookie batter bowl and pour the whole fucking. There was a guy that lived down the street from me in the trailer park. Fucking White House guy would eat fucking, you know, this is back when he was in fucking high school or just out of high school. He'd eat a whole box of fucking hamburger helper by himself, a whole box of fucking Lucky Charms by himself, two boxes of cake, uh Kraft macaroni and cheese at one time with three packs of the cheese. So he'd buy three backs, three backs, three boxes of fucking craft macaroni and cheese. Only cook up two boxes of the fucking elbow pasta, and then put three packets of the cheese powder and you know, double up on the butter, double up on the milk, and just eat the whole fucking thing, man. He'd eat fucking spaghettios with meatballs. He'd make like two or three cans again in a big fucking baking bowl, and he'd sit down with the big baking bowl, and then a half of like old school, like whatever the store brand, a loaf of bread, those just wonder bread. Let's say that. That's fucking shit. Old school bread. Cost a buck back then, probably like 89 cents for a whole loaf. There's probably 30, 35, 40 pieces of sliced bread in that. Let's say 30. That probably is realistic. Maybe 20 to 30. But we'll say 30. He'd sit there and eat 15 slices of wonder bread and the two to three cans of fucking spaghettios with meatballs while he was like had his head leaning on his shoulder, the other hand using to eat. He used his left because he was a fucking southpa.
SPEAKER_00He sounds fucking pa! Like fucking my dad. Hey, I'm a fucking lefty and thing it. I'm gonna fucking cut your fucking, I'm gonna cut your fucking legs off. Shut up.
SPEAKER_01He fucking it just unbelievable. He loved fucking cereal. Cocoa puffs was a big one for him. Lucky Charms, I mentioned those. Jesus, I'm trying to bum just buzz my mind right now. I said product 19, that was a random one. Fucking, what's more cereals? Just think of the whole aisle. You just have to think of colors. Fucking golden super golden grams or golden grams? All like it's like fucking 50 different flavors of Cheerios now. Fucking apple and cinnamon, fruity, frosted, chocolate, banana nut, honey nut, fucking human fucking nut. Fucking eekshow golden nut skins.
unknownFucking Christ.
SPEAKER_01Oh, there's fucking another bowl of breakfast for you. It's two in one episode. You won't even have to eat lunch. It's ek show lunch. The ekeshow lunch. That's the way you became a fucking fan of eekshow lunch. Man, come on, I need a couple more cereals before I wrap it. What's your favorite cereal? Do you eat cereal in the morning? Do you eat it at night? Will you eat it on a train? Will you eat it in the rain? I'll fucking eat cereal upside down. I'll eat it when you put me inside of a fucking dryer and close the door and put it on fucking long cycle. I'll eat cereal in the dryer like as I'm fucking I'm fucking spinning around eating fucking cereal. Fucking milk all over the inside of the fucking dryer.
unknownJesus.
SPEAKER_01How'd the fucking laundry get all dirty again, man? It's got fucking milk and chocolate stains all over it. Fucking Eekshow's in there doing his fucking upside down fucking long cycle cereal episode, man. He's eating fucking Cocoa Crisp and Dou D milk, the fucking blood cap kind. It's all fucking sticky inside the fucking dryer, man. It wrecked my clothes. But he got out a good episode, didn't he? He did, man. That was a fucking legendary episode. I'm cool. I'm cool with it, man. Don't tell him I asked. Don't tell him I asked. I don't want to fucking feel his wrath. Super golden crisp. Fucking bear on the box. He's telling you, it can't get enough. Fuck you, man. Fuck that bear. Fucking little tiny, like they look like little half fucking peanut seeds. And they're like rice puffs made into a cereal, and they taste like just kind of, you know, honey glue. And they make your fucking piss smell. Like really dark, pungent fucking molasses. Uh piss piss came out like fucking snot once. Guatemalan coffee. You should have seen it.
SPEAKER_00It's fucking lots of macai sauce! Latamaise sauce!
SPEAKER_01How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Usual suspects, fucking A plus, put it on the list. Another Eek Show fucking movie recommendation. Write it down! Fucking Van Wilder, write that down. Fucking Ryan fucking Reynolds back when he was like a little bit likable. I don't that guy's just not a great actor. Sorry, Ryan Reynolds. You're never gonna listen to the Eek Show because you're too fucking. You think you're too important. Only fucking laid back, fucking studly, fucking amazing fucking people listen to the Eek Show. Ryan Reynolds, fucking Deadpool. Fucking dead shit. Fucking double dead. Fucking vitamin Dead milk. Vitamin Deadpool. I'm racking my brain. I can't think of any other fucking cereals. I came Applejacks! I'm pretty sure that one of my friend's dogs is named Applejacks. It's fucking funny. Applejacks are kind of nice. They used to just be the fucking peachy oranges color. Deliciously. I don't they don't taste like apple at all to me. They're sugary and they they also change the milk like this slight pinkish, peachy fucking color. That's a nice one to slurp down after you eat them. They stay a little crunchy for a while. Love getting through that cereal. I know someone who eats a fucking cereal, doesn't put the milk in their cereal no matter what they eat. I've got a good one. Cinnamon toast crunch. That cereal is fucking legendary. There's so much cinnamon fucking sugar and dust on that cereal that you literally can blind yourself. But if you eat it, it the fucking cinnamon sugar puffs up into your eyes and blinds you. It's literally as if you're eating fucking sand that tastes like cinnamon sugar on the beach. You've got a bowl of fucking cinnamon sugar with some crunchy fucking rice mini squares in it. And then they came out with the double dusted ones. Oh, let's just give them fucking let's give we don't want to give them fucking, you know, diabetes one or two. We want to give them diabetes three plus. We want to put them in the fucking ICU within the first hour after they eat a bowl of it. Fucking Jesus. Cereal's fucking unbelievable though. And that one like leaves this kind of like sugary milk, and then it's got this bog sort of sugary fucking cinnamon dust slick on top of the milk, like that ooey-gooey fucking soap skin. Or soup skin. Or soap skin. Fuck it. You come out of a tub after you wash up. If you're a gross fucking fat fucking pig, you got that fucking dirty fucking skin slime on the top of your tub. And the reason I know that is I actually remember that would be the tub if my dad ever bathed. He wouldn't shower, but every now and then he'd bathe and he wouldn't always drain the tub. He'd leave it in there like a big fucking soup. You know, you'd forget to pull the plug. You have to call it when you pull the plug on the tub. Oh, I should have made a fucking batch of fucking each show honey nut skins in that fucking tub. Mix it in with my dad's fucking washed off fucking dirt and sweat. Maybe I would have sold fucking three boxes then. Oh man. That fucking that cereal, man. Cinnamon toast crunch and the milk with that fucking cinnamon fucking sugar slick on top of the milk. So you drink the milk and then you kind of choke on the slick. You try to get that back, you're like, ah! Cause it's like so cinnamon and sugary, like it you you it gets caught in your throat. And you've already been cut up from the fucking Captain Crunch bowl you ate before the fucking cinnamon toast crunch. I just want to have a cereal off and just eat fucking cereal till I fucking pop. Just eat box after box. Big brother, man. They eat fucking cereal like unbelievable amounts in there. People will say, like, that cereal is like crack. The Oreo cereal, man. Try that one. Vitamin D milk, maybe 2%. Don't go 1%. Still delicious, but too light. Skim milk, too light. You gotta go 2%, which is the green cap. Blue cap is fucking one. And then you got red, and then you got blood red for double D milk. That's coming out soon. Eek show sponsored. Fucking double D milk, man. You got double D bras, you might as well get double D milk. Fucking triple D, man. Diners Drive Ins and Dives? They'll be fucking putting they'll be putting the fucking Honey Nut Eek skins on fucking triple D, I'll tell you that. We're here at Triple D and we're rolling out with fucking double D blood milk and fucking Honey Nut Eek Show skins. This is the Eekshow.show info at Eekshow.show. The one thing, what other fucking cereals are there off the top of your head that I forgot? I'm sure there's thousands of them. I got caught up. Caught up, mm-hmm. Caught up, caught up, it's peely like twisted. Fucking Usher, man. Tell me that didn't you like Usher's on the Eek Show, man? I can hear him. He's there. He sounds just like him. That's not Usher, man. That's fucking me. That was Eek Show fucking rendition. Caught up! Enjoy your cereal, enjoy your breakfast, and and have a great fucking week. This is the Eek Show. Let me know what other cereals did I forget? Show there's a thousand of 'em.