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Let's talk about each show baby. Let's talk about each show baby. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that you may hear for see. Let's talk about each show. Oh, little salt and fucking pepper. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna start a baby call a little paprika and garlic. I thought about the episode and I thought how funny would it be, or how unimaginable would it be if I could somehow sing the entire material. Whatever it is, 15 minutes. Eekshow.show, that's where you find all the fucking headlines. It's what eachhow.show. This is the eatshow! Welcome to paprika and garlic! Let's talk about each show. Fucking salt and pepper. Yo, is that fucking salt, man? Um, that's fucking pepper. She got a great ass! You got your head all the way open! He's alpacino, man! Okay, motherfucker! These guys are good. Us. FBI. Okay, motherfucker! Heat! Great, great, great. Great film. Check it out first. He showed fucking recommendation of a fucking rainy gray shit ass fucking day, man. Go buy an umbrella and fucking burn it. Hate umbrellas. Para pluie, if you're fucking from France. Oh! Jacques Paraplouy! I love umbrellas! I fucking hate umbrellas. Ew, little fucking slippery, slabby, sloppy. So I thought maybe I'd fucking sing. And what would I sing? How about a little fucking rendition or follow-up of NFL Sunday? Did you see the Patriots? They kinda look like fucking monkey, but Drake May is a freighty cat. He's a fucking freighty cat, he threw it out of interception, and I can't handle that! Okay, 120 to 3. Over fucking Aaron Rogers, you can't fucking see because he's 43 almost. Happy birthday, old fucking stupid dish bag. I don't like you how Roger Shane Woodley was correct to not fucking want to be party alive. But what about Kugins who pull his fucking hamstring? Oh he fell. Oh well. I don't ever pull against the bears because I know where's I have some friends and family that care about them. They got that guy at Tom Zay, who Michigan beat in the fucking playoff back in January!

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Two years ago.

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Don't you think I forgot about the lions in Buffalo? Back on Thursday night! Josh Allen looks like a motherfucking MVP. But who cares about the MVP when he's married to that girl Steinfeld? Who's a dilly d? Actually, I mean dilly dong! Did you watch the Packers Jets? No! I can just imagine fucking all the sweat coming from fucking Jets fans saying, J E T S! You lost your badge again. Because the Packers, who should be good, still kinda suck, came back and won late in that game. But what about Tampa? Tampa fucking pay. What about Baker? He's kind of fucking lame. Lately, that is, because he's a bitch ass who's angry at everything going wrong. And his stupid mustache, who's trying to do something that's a fad that I'm kinda sick of already. The mustache look is not that cool, it's kinda old, makes me wanna fucking drool up. And by drool, I mean throw up. Tampa Bay lost to the Cleveland Brown. Fucking Deshaun Watson fucking hit the ground. I'm not a fan. Fuck you, Clemson. You're in the ACC. I wish the Seacus orange men were better than you, but they're not. No, oh no, no, no. What about the cowboys? That fucking star in the middle of the field. That Jarel Owens went and stood on when he scored for the 49ers. He gave everybody in that stadium all the feels of negativity. Oh, Jarrell Owens, get your pocket one ready. What a fucking egotistical bitch. But the guy showed him how to fucking catch a goddamn pitch or post-pattern pass. What other game for yesterday? Minnesota Vikings somehow beat those bears before Caleb Williams got hurt. Look at this fucking asshole. Uh-oh, I couldn't sing it. Be looking at fucking douche car. Total fucking douche rock. What game did you most care about? How about the Kansas City Chieves? Fucking Kelsey, the fucking old man thief. Still had nine catches for over 100 yards and a touchdown. The fucking Colts. Jonathan Taylor got in twice by keeping it on the ground. I've had everybody won their parlays on fucking Sunday because they took the for an 89 touchdown, which is understandably the right decision. Casey beat the Colts. I fucking hate the Kansas City fucking cheese. This motherfucking douchebag in front of me is still taking his sweet ass time, getting out of the fucking car. I wish I had a fucking bat. Donkey Scrat, keep on walking. I ain't talking to you animal. It's week two in the NFL. What game did you watch this weekend? Did you watch the Jaguars play the Broncos out on the West Coast and Mile High Stadium? Sounds like Bonits had to turn around, didn't suck like week one, but fucking the Jaguars still are not done. But I've never been a fan of a guy who's got fucking hair like a fucking woman. I'm talking about you. Lawrence, not welcome. Do you remember Tony Delk playing for the Kentucky Wild Cut? What other games did you watch? Or what other games did you watch? Where I was on the fucking Dolphins playing the 49ers! Finally, Christian McCaffrey found the end zone! That motherfucker needs to get in the end zone last week for my parlay, but he didn't, so I'm kind of dismayed. They're my pick for the NFC in the Super Bowl! Which is in February, or maybe it's March 1st. No, it isn't. It's February, but it's later than usual. Did you keep an eye on that game down in New Orleans? It wasn't in New Orleans, but who dat? Who dat? What up, what up, who dat, who that who dat? The New Orleans Saints beat the fucking Ravens, who maybe are a bunch of ain'ts. They lost their coaches, all the Giants who played tonight against the Rams, who lost last week. Thank you, ma'am. I'm gonna take the fucking G-man. Scattleboo, Skippity Doo, fucking pushing his head right through the fucking middle of you. Take it for an 89 touchdown tonight. Under the fucking Monday night lights! Joe Buck and Aikman 2. They're fucking singing like I do. I'm sure there's games I forgot, but maybe not. I didn't forget about the Seattle Seahawks who beat the fucking Cardinals of Arizona, not the T. I fucking could give a shit Leslie. Njiba had three fucking TDs. I'm not a fan, I don't care how good he is. I meant to say is. Oh Interfil Sunday is already fucking pestering us and plastering us against the wall. We got games on fucking Thursday, Wednesday, Sunday, Thursday, Monday night. What about Wednesday? A couple weeks ago. It's too many games! Football's fucking driving me insane! But this is a recap of week two. How about you? Which game bothered you underneath up and down, all around? Which one needs to be in your town? Did I forget about the Pittsburgh Steelers? No, I didn't. I mentioned them, they sucked ass because their offense stinks like poo. You know it's true. Did you watch the Houston Texans lose to Cincinnati and Joe Burrow and fucking Jamar Chase's unbelievable catch? Where he did the gritty. Ha, go fetch. Guy's the best receiver in the fucking league, they have no doubt. But fucking borrow is soft as shit. Home alone, that is you. I kinda know. I got a poo, that is true. In the Y. I drop a dude. Not just yet, because this episode isn't finished. No! Is there a team or game I haven't sung about yet? NFL Sunday week two. There's only very few teams that are undefeated already, it's true. Ooh. I'm kind of surprised by Bryce Young, the Carolina Panthers. Is his first name price, I don't remember, but his throwing style and skippity scampering is kind of nice. I'm impressed with that throw he had in the first half for the TD again. Carolina mop the floor with who they played. They scored so much more, more than 30 points. What a win! For the Alabama kid. Even though he's Tiny Tim. Good for them. Even though they're only one in one. I do kind of forget who they beek. What games did you watch this weekend? What games have I forgotten about this week.

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Show. Week to show. NFL recap, week dot show. Week show.

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There's gotta be more teams I haven't mentioned, like the Vikings. I think I did. They're the team that beat the bears with Caleb Williams, who went down and pulled his hamstring and sweared. I hope he's alright. What about the Redskins? They lost to Dallas and Jaden Daniels fucking dislocated his arm and might be out for the season again. Damn! What the fuckin' shit ass again? Who am I for Get Ten? Off the dome, my thoughts will roam. I need to find out what else I can fucking foam. If I can't remember who else fucking played yesterday, it's kinda lame, but I'll figure it out. Don't you dare tell us. 1722 is the fucking time for you. But I'm getting close to the end of the fucking recap of week two. Just for you. Echo listeners, what are you gonna do? Man if I randomly beat the horn. I just did! Fucking chuck! I'm going through the fucking divisional fucking ESPN fucking stats! Like a scratch thinking about who I haven't mentioned yet! Did you say yad? Or yad? No, I said yad! Because it kinda rhyme with acrobat!

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Who have I forgotten?

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Who have I forgotten? I wish somebody could spill hot coffee on my head! So I'd remember which games I haven't said. But don't worry, I will remember. Do you remember? Yesterday, when I was walking around with my chicken frickaze and some fucking homemade pierogis, some taco meat that crunched between, some sour cream, and Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheese. I know I'm starting to stall because I'm trying to remember other games. I just remembered the fucking Eagles! They won! They beat the Tennessee Titans! 24-20 later that game. I thought Tennessee was gonna wreck People's Day. But they didn't. I'm not an Eagles fan, can't believe that you and oh, that team is so fucking lame. Don't care if you're from Philadelphia and you think you got game, you don't tell Washington did with fucking Jesus Shuttlesworth. The kid was fucking legit. You either got a jump shot or you're slinging crack rock. That's what Piggy Small said, and that quote was used in fucking boiler room by that young sales cad. Has there been any game and I forgot? Please, please, empty the pod!

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Is there any game and I for fucking gone? I don't think.

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Has each show forgotten any games? Any games that were lame? That went and came yesterday or before the weekend came. I remember Thursday night under the lights in High Mark Stadium, the place was flocking nice and clean. I heard the sign already broke. Don't be mean, okay, I won't. I just need to remember any other teams. Then I forgot. And maybe I did or didn't. But that's NFL Week 2 recabsong on the Ek Show. Eek Show.show. I don't know if I did it, I don't know if I fucking spit it. I know I better fucking quit it. And I do indeed have to fucking go shit it! No, that's not untruth. That's fucking just uncouth. That's for the fucking youth, not the adults. It's kind of an insult. I remember a fucking girl who went to school with her name last name is Schultz. Not fucking Charlie Brown. Ha ha ha ha! The motherfucking clown. Lights, please? Remember that the Christmas episode? Have a great week. Enjoy week three of the NFL. Starts fucking fright tonight. Tomorrow. NFL's shoved down our throat so much. I think you're you love it when the team's playing well, and obviously it's the best sport on the planet, right? There's no argument on that. The NFL is fucking amazing. Hockey playoffs is unbelievable too, but Patriots aren't fucking uh good on offense and got a ton of injuries, I just don't like where their head Drake may look like his head's in the fucking sand. Mm! Have a good one is the Each Show! The one thing? Who's your team? Who's your daddy? Who do you root for? Do you use a caddy? Or do you take a cart? Hmm? You ever have a have a you ever fucking be on a golf course and sharp? And clean your fucking drawers, hmm? While you're fucking hanging out with laws! Have a good one to the each show. The one thing, who's your team? And good luck to him.